Hey Guys,

im really sorry, just not in the bestest of moods right now...

Happy Holdayafters!

yeah, the seasons over, just time to wind down and prepare for the new year everybody, and its been a great year hasnt it?

/dance

I kissed a girl and i liked iiiit!

HUGE SUCESS

This was a triumph,
did you know that im making a note here?

Hey

havent posted in a while sorry, things have been coming up...

Yeas

あなたがどこに住んで何か買ってくるよ分かる

I made a funny

YO

Happy thanksgiving peoples, weather you celebrate it or not!

igPay atinLay ayDay

iway owknay erewhay ouya ivelay andyay iway amyay omingcay otay etgay ouya

Depressing stuffz

i recently had a very depressing breakup with my girlfriend, so I'm pretty bummed with that, went to a party today and band practice tomorrow, which is good, but in the back of my mind I'm always getting the nagging thought, and every time i see a couple it's always reminding me of her, and it suxxor, badly

Sorry

bout not posting in a while, some things came up and
DANCE!

A lifetime inspiration, in honor of Ezra Chatterton

From the WoW homepage:
Early last week, we received word that Ezra Chatterton had passed away. For those of you unfamiliar with this courageous young man, Ezra visited Blizzard Entertainment in 2007 through the Make-A-Wish Foundation, armed with the desire to design and implement his own quest in World of Warcraft. To this day, we remain inspired by the creativity, intelligence, and passion he displayed during his visit. We were extremely fortunate to have had a chance to get to know and work with Ezra, and our sincerest condolences go out to his family and friends.
Strength and honor, Ezra.

And this is my message to him:
Ezra, you are an inspiration to us all, your courage and bravery has shown the way that even those with life threatening diseases, may be 1337, rest your soul little dude, Strength and Honor
Ezra's WoW toon and Ezra's Homepage

I love you more than you could ever imagine

<_<

I know where you live

>_>

HOLY CRAP

I forgot something!!! FABLE II comes out tomorrow peoples; BUY IT NAAAAOOOOSSS

THERE IS NO DATA

And i'm just gonna let you peeps ponder over what the meaning to that is exactly...

So yeah

I'm pretty beat up after falling down some oak stairs, and that's about all, the webcomic should be up sometime soon though

A screeny of my desktop

Possibly getting a new layout

key word '/possibly/

Ok so maybe

FFXI may possibly be a little fun, but only after you do a hell of a lot of tutorials and crap, i swear that game hates it's players >_>

1337 FFXI

So yeah, i recently tried a 14 day free-trial, and by the teachings of Yahtzee, declaring a game to be shit after the first few hours of playing it is completely professional, and let me tell you, that game hates it's players to the point where if you're not a HUGE fan, you won't want to play, so now just hoping that i may be able to acquire The Orange Box or just TF2 soon

Cheese

is awesome, and videogames are too, i have to say that amongst the releases around the holiday season i really am looking forward to:
Fable 2
and
World of Warcraft: Wrath of the Lich King
if you're not planning to pre-order Fable 2... >:( do it nao!!!

My room is done!

but no pics yet >_>

I'm not going to apoloogize this time

Because i've been doing a lot of brain-storming about making a web-comic, yes, a webcomic

I like pie

yes i dooo
i like pie
hows about youuuu?
also, woot, house is finished, moving my furniture up there, get pics when it's done!

Sup

*beats himself over the head with an ugly stick* yeah, internet was down because my house is under some remodeling right now, also, cheese whiz

Fucking Boring

Is the best way to describe my day, so, well yea, also for anybody who's wondering, it's in my contact info but still, my Xbox Live gamertag is Catbirt

A lesson in 1337 Grammar

only partialy however, and this one is a topic which concerns me the most, the use of the suffixes "zor" and "xor" now i'm going to cover "zor"
Zor is a commonly used suffix in 1337, mainly given to add an emphasis on the word, or to give it a stronger meaning, such as |*\/\/|\| (pwn) would be a weaker word to use than |*\/\/|\|7_0|2 (pwnzor) however, "zor" can only be used when the word ends in any consanant other than "x" and can be used if the word ends with "y"
Xor's uses are just the same as zor's however, "xor" can only be applied to a word that ends in either a vowel, except "y" and can be used if the letter ends with "x" ie. 3`/3 |20%%0|2$ _)00|2 |30%%0|2$ (i am much better than you)

Day of Releif

I'm sorry, but some unexpected things came up recently, and i had monstrous amounts of stuff to do, but it's over now, and soon I'm going to give you my next lesson in 1337, 1337 grammar.

Pie

Is truly a blessing
Pie
You wanna know why i sing?
Pie
Because i love gaming
Pie
Is an awesome fruit
Pie
thats what it's all about i said
PIEEE PIIIEE PIEEE!

Fina-f***ing-ly

my interwebs be back, and i shall return to my regular posting duties in no time flat!

No screenshots for you

yet...

Ouchums

So, first day, power outage at my house, second day, interwebs and power in my part of the house, so now im using aback-up generator and a home-made satellite to use the internet & my computer, there you have it, should be back up tomorrow and posting away in no-time!

Ok so i went to the movies with some bud-buds

and apparently we had a side-show, lady told us to go to a Rated R section in order to see "Babylon A.D." so we did, and our tickets were promptly thrown in the trash, and we were kicked out of the movie theater by the man with the world's worst public speaking skills, so we ran around and almost got arrested twice waiting for our ride to show up, who then promptly yelled at the manager, (Mr.Publicspeakingskills), who managed to say 1 and a half words before we all got free movies, and i got unlimited tokens to the arcade, having being kicked out multiple times for breaking the machines with gun toting skillz and anger.

A message to blizzarf employees

THE WOTLK TEST SERVERS ARE LAGGY AS HELL, AND DON'T YOU DARE BLAME MY COMP, THIS THING COST ME MY SOUL!!!

WEWT

So i was walking down the street and i saw this bum and he was like, "Spurr shum change?" and i was like, "Ok" so i pulled out my wallet and he pulled out a shank and was all like, "Gimme yuur moneh" and i was like, "No" and so he charged with the shank and i side-stepped him and he triped and fell onto the shank and shanked himself right in the stomach so i called an ambulence and the guy was like, "Why did you stab this bum you bum stabber" and i was all like, "Hey im no bum stabber you're the bum stabber" so anyways they gave me some insurance forms and i said that i didnt even know the guy so they took it from my hand and i got a papercut and now im bleeding and this is blood do you have a bandaid?

awesome day

ok, so after a looong, hard session of pwning n00bs on xbox live, i take a little look at my email, and lo and behold I GOT INTO THE WRATH OF THE LICH KING BETA!

I maddles sum artzors

Viola, my masterpiece!
<3

Uber bad day

Ugggh, i was thinking about not doing this, so i slapped myself silly with a fish, i do one everyday unless i have no and absolutely no way to, no copping out, but i'm feeling really under the weather, a lot of things went wrong today especially with my ride home being at least an hour and a half late, because my driver was quote, "Golfing" so, im just kinda pissed, kinda teary, and all in all, just, meh @_@

Spore Is Out Today!

Yes congratulations to all of those who ordered it, the long awaited game, "Spore" comes out today, and the only reason i care is because my friend ordered it, a link to the "Spore" main page can be found here

Spore Is out tomorrow

Yes, i have played, yes my friend pre-ordered the game, and yes, that's correct, SPORE IS OUT TOMORROW

Frustrated

Yeah, i've tried a lot of things recently, playing games, recording things for NG, and a whole bunch of other stuff, but apparently im a big pile of shit and ships right now, nothing i try works, and im extremely frustrated

Pissed 1337 Master is pissed

so im hanging out at GameCrazy today, playing some Street Fighter Alpha and talking with the Employees, then the topic somehow turns to Fable 2, now if you dont remember i was pretty pissed when i didnt get my codes for the Pub Games on Xbox Live arcade, which were supposed to be given on the 16th of August for people who pre-ordered the game turns out they had them in stock now so here sit, with a code that i used for the fuck of it, to re-download a game that i spent money on, because something had gone wrong with shipping so now i am going to personally find where Peter Moleneu lives, go to his house, cruicify him with big, blunt, rusty nails shaped like penises, beat him bloody well sensless with an Xbox controller, and then gouge out his motherfucking eyes and SKULLFUCK HIM!

Yahtzee's Reveiw of EVE online

That's right folks, yahtzee has a new review for us, and this week it's "EVE online" which is sooooo much better just because it has "online" in the name (insert sarcastic voice here) http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/zero-punctuation/208-Eve-Online

ITS A DEAD DAY

GUESS WHAT?!

It's Labor Day

so im not posting anything (really nothing happened today)

Graduation

WOOT for graduating from colledge, and now i have

A Ph.D. IN KICKING YOUR ASS

170

This song moved me today, that's not easy to do
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WZV5UkzVNuk&feature=related

Slapp av me komme snart igjen
Du vett me får tilstrekkelig med stipend
Nå går eg inn som frivillig soldat
Når eg går ut har eg blitt far
Det var kveld og det blei dag og kveld igjen
Eg skreiv brev på brev men eg fekk aldri brev igjen
Et halvt år med skudd og åpne sår
Et halvt år. Herre Gud, tiå går så seint

Takk Gud for sanitetens personal
For de syr samen rekrutt og general
Dagen kom, eg venta på signal
Eg fekk min siste ordre i frå høgaste befal og han skreik
170 gå å sjå om det er klart
Nei general, la meg få sleppa general
Det er lett for deg å senda inn en frivillig soldat
men kven skal ta seg av min hustru og mitt barn?

170 er det klart, er det klart?
170 me vente på et svar!

None of you Commented

That kinda dissapoints me but still, i found coke today, so this day is awesome

1337 lesson one

ok, so assuming most of you speak 1337 already, here's a handy tip: 1337 is not merely translated by the words, it is also translated by the thought behind them, unless it is a n00b talking, then its just the words, so, instead of 3`/3 |*\/\/|\| @77 |\|00|3$ translating into, "I pwn all noobs" it could also be translated into a more sophisticated thought, as i am no n00b, so it would actually translate to, "I defeat all those who are weak" now, im going to say something, and i want you to comment with what you think the answer is, "j00 |-|@$ 73|-| |\/|@c| $|<177$"


now next lesson will be about correct grammar in 1337

A day of stuff

but i cant remember what

IT'S ALIVE!

YES, my interwebs be back from teh dead! Turns out that some asshole knocked my router down, then put it back up without checking if the power cord was in or not >.<

I am sorry, and a dead day

sorry, my internet has crashed, and i am now using one of the machines in a Best Buy

Too Human is Too Expenisve!

yes, that is correct, the game Too Human is out, and lemme tell you, it is awesome!UNFORTUNATELY however, i don't really have enough ¥ to pay for it after the hole fiasco with Fable 2 and not getting the pub games and all, so; im a bit pissed today, but this just goes to show, the lesson for today my students is:
Around the holidays, thou must always research your games before thou dost go and blow thine ¥

My Chair Is Awesome!

Wow, it really is awesome, i love this thing! I'm actually thinking of wiring it to make it a gaming chair, you know, add some USB ports and the such, it would be awesome!

New Chair!

yes, that's right, i upgraded from my old, non moving high-back chair to a nice, new, Adjust-o-matic office chair, i know it's not really much to talk about, but so what?! I swore i wouldnt do another dead day today

Dead Day of consecutiveness

i just made up a new word!
so that's something to post, otherwise not much happened, i pwned people online, not much else, so cyas l8er!

Dead Day... yet again

yeah, nuthin happened today of interest to me, so, dead day : /

So i went over to a friend's house

And we did a few things, and from each one we learned a lesson or two, these lessons include
1. Putting Mentos in Diet Coke, really does explode
2. Smoke bombs are only fun, if light outside
3. That little girl across the street of my friends house is scared shit less of us
4. Do not ever let girls dress you up in women's clothes, they will write strange things on your face with eyeliner.
5. Stink-bombs only smell worse when stuffed into someone's shirt
6. Zasalmel, Kilik, and Abyss (played by of course me) all can pwn Yoshimitsu (played by my friends)
7. The Guitar Hero 3 guitar, is much harder to play if you play using a Rockband Guitar more often
and thats it, im planning to get more proverbs of 1337 up for you seen, see you all later!

New Games New Games New Games

YES we have games that actually matter (to me at least)
titles include: Strongbad's Cool Game For Attractive People on the Wii
Too Human on the Xbox 36
and on the PS3, nothing that i can think of or care about because i dont own a PS3 so there

Yahtzee's New Reveiw

well, not much other then tat so
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/zero-punctuation/183-Prince-of-Persia-Retrospective

Dead and half assed day

i have to finish this quickly because it's pretty late, i had to spend the whole day with my family, meaning no video-games except the hand-helds i brought with me, so there.

Voice Acting

Hello, you may or may not know that i am on Newgrounds, and that i am a voice actor, i auditioned for two different things today and i think i may get the part to at least one, and i cant tell you much more, except that my newgrounds profile is on http://lifelessman.newgrounds.com/

Dead Day

Today is a day of uninteresting happenings

I have it!

If you'll recall two days ago when i said that i might preorder Fable 2, well, today i did, i preorded the Fable 2 Limited Edition for Xbox 360 and to all of those who have the game, you can add me on Xbox Live, my Gamertag is Catbirt

A Rant on Pre-Assembled Machines

As the teachings of the 1337-Master Largo (a well-known prophet of 1337) has told us: Pre-assembled boxes are an abomination! They are an affront to all that is l33t!! A box must be hand crafted to fit the needs of the individual! Parts must be carefully selected, lovingly assembled, and tuned with the utmost skill! Only then will your box be a device worthy of being an extension of your physical self!
[Book of Megatokyo; Chapter 7' Panel 7, Verses 14:16]

Pre-Order Fable 2 i Might

Says it, the title does, stop talking like this, i must, but im not going to order the regular Fable 2; nope that's right, i am pre-ordering the Fable 2 COLLECTORS EDITION because i pwn that much, i hope all of you are jealous, because it only costs 20 more USD than it does for the regular Fable 2, so go out and get it!

New Episode of Urleams and Yahtzee's new review

Here is Urealms
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/unforgotten-realms/176-Episode-Seven-You-know-what-they-say-about-Dwarves-right
New Zero Puncuation
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/zero-punctuation/175-Ninja-Gaiden-2
all of these are great, the Ninja Gaiden is very good, also, in terms of things that happened in my
daily life, well, i pulled a marathon of Fable:The Lost Chapters, and i beat the whole main story-line in an hour and a half, beating my previous record of 2 hours, the morale there is:
If joo wanna acheive something great, practice, and pwn.

Nothing of Intrest

today was a day of dead boredom, so here is a random toon for you
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/451490

New, Deathknight talents!

Ok, so they may not be so new by the time this post is finaly up, but, as you may be well aware of; a new Talent-Tree Calculator is out for the upcoming expansion pack to the game, "World Of Warcraft" now, i have seen the deathknight talents, and (being 1337 as i am) i already have more than enough to create a DK, and so do two of my friends, you may have already had this idea but still, we are going to create an arena team of only DK's, each fully placed into each spec, and i will post a Screenshot of my talent tree here, just so you may see my 1337ocity.
http://img515.imageshack.us/img515/8755/mydktalentsfa1.png

1337 day 1 a day of dead silence

Well, this is a day of dead silence, i almost got to spar with my friend today, but she walked away and sat in another friends lap because i said i was going to post about it, lo and behold, i have, but still there is a moral to this story, but im not sure what, so today is a dead post day.

Teh 1337 intro

well, im not really sure where im gonna go with this, im going to talk about my life on here, but i can use those stories to teach all people the ways of Teh 1337, you shall learn all that is 1337 here, i will tell you about machines, gadgets and gizmos, i shall talk about the latest video games, and probably even give segments about 1337 (the language) now and again, but for now, this is the intro, i shall give you more when i think of something interesting to write, see ya!