A Rant on Pre-Assembled Machines

As the teachings of the 1337-Master Largo (a well-known prophet of 1337) has told us: Pre-assembled boxes are an abomination! They are an affront to all that is l33t!! A box must be hand crafted to fit the needs of the individual! Parts must be carefully selected, lovingly assembled, and tuned with the utmost skill! Only then will your box be a device worthy of being an extension of your physical self!
[Book of Megatokyo; Chapter 7' Panel 7, Verses 14:16]