WEWT

So i was walking down the street and i saw this bum and he was like, "Spurr shum change?" and i was like, "Ok" so i pulled out my wallet and he pulled out a shank and was all like, "Gimme yuur moneh" and i was like, "No" and so he charged with the shank and i side-stepped him and he triped and fell onto the shank and shanked himself right in the stomach so i called an ambulence and the guy was like, "Why did you stab this bum you bum stabber" and i was all like, "Hey im no bum stabber you're the bum stabber" so anyways they gave me some insurance forms and i said that i didnt even know the guy so they took it from my hand and i got a papercut and now im bleeding and this is blood do you have a bandaid?