Graduation

WOOT for graduating from colledge, and now i have

A Ph.D. IN KICKING YOUR ASS

170

This song moved me today, that's not easy to do
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WZV5UkzVNuk&feature=related

Slapp av me komme snart igjen
Du vett me får tilstrekkelig med stipend
Nå går eg inn som frivillig soldat
Når eg går ut har eg blitt far
Det var kveld og det blei dag og kveld igjen
Eg skreiv brev på brev men eg fekk aldri brev igjen
Et halvt år med skudd og åpne sår
Et halvt år. Herre Gud, tiå går så seint

Takk Gud for sanitetens personal
For de syr samen rekrutt og general
Dagen kom, eg venta på signal
Eg fekk min siste ordre i frå høgaste befal og han skreik
170 gå å sjå om det er klart
Nei general, la meg få sleppa general
Det er lett for deg å senda inn en frivillig soldat
men kven skal ta seg av min hustru og mitt barn?

170 er det klart, er det klart?
170 me vente på et svar!

None of you Commented

That kinda dissapoints me but still, i found coke today, so this day is awesome

1337 lesson one

ok, so assuming most of you speak 1337 already, here's a handy tip: 1337 is not merely translated by the words, it is also translated by the thought behind them, unless it is a n00b talking, then its just the words, so, instead of 3`/3 |*\/\/|\| @77 |\|00|3$ translating into, "I pwn all noobs" it could also be translated into a more sophisticated thought, as i am no n00b, so it would actually translate to, "I defeat all those who are weak" now, im going to say something, and i want you to comment with what you think the answer is, "j00 |-|@$ 73|-| |\/|@c| $|<177$"


now next lesson will be about correct grammar in 1337

A day of stuff

but i cant remember what

IT'S ALIVE!

YES, my interwebs be back from teh dead! Turns out that some asshole knocked my router down, then put it back up without checking if the power cord was in or not >.<

I am sorry, and a dead day

sorry, my internet has crashed, and i am now using one of the machines in a Best Buy

Too Human is Too Expenisve!

yes, that is correct, the game Too Human is out, and lemme tell you, it is awesome!UNFORTUNATELY however, i don't really have enough ¥ to pay for it after the hole fiasco with Fable 2 and not getting the pub games and all, so; im a bit pissed today, but this just goes to show, the lesson for today my students is:
Around the holidays, thou must always research your games before thou dost go and blow thine ¥

My Chair Is Awesome!

Wow, it really is awesome, i love this thing! I'm actually thinking of wiring it to make it a gaming chair, you know, add some USB ports and the such, it would be awesome!

New Chair!

yes, that's right, i upgraded from my old, non moving high-back chair to a nice, new, Adjust-o-matic office chair, i know it's not really much to talk about, but so what?! I swore i wouldnt do another dead day today

Dead Day of consecutiveness

i just made up a new word!
so that's something to post, otherwise not much happened, i pwned people online, not much else, so cyas l8er!

Dead Day... yet again

yeah, nuthin happened today of interest to me, so, dead day : /

So i went over to a friend's house

And we did a few things, and from each one we learned a lesson or two, these lessons include
1. Putting Mentos in Diet Coke, really does explode
2. Smoke bombs are only fun, if light outside
3. That little girl across the street of my friends house is scared shit less of us
4. Do not ever let girls dress you up in women's clothes, they will write strange things on your face with eyeliner.
5. Stink-bombs only smell worse when stuffed into someone's shirt
6. Zasalmel, Kilik, and Abyss (played by of course me) all can pwn Yoshimitsu (played by my friends)
7. The Guitar Hero 3 guitar, is much harder to play if you play using a Rockband Guitar more often
and thats it, im planning to get more proverbs of 1337 up for you seen, see you all later!

New Games New Games New Games

YES we have games that actually matter (to me at least)
titles include: Strongbad's Cool Game For Attractive People on the Wii
Too Human on the Xbox 36
and on the PS3, nothing that i can think of or care about because i dont own a PS3 so there

Yahtzee's New Reveiw

well, not much other then tat so
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/zero-punctuation/183-Prince-of-Persia-Retrospective

Dead and half assed day

i have to finish this quickly because it's pretty late, i had to spend the whole day with my family, meaning no video-games except the hand-helds i brought with me, so there.

Voice Acting

Hello, you may or may not know that i am on Newgrounds, and that i am a voice actor, i auditioned for two different things today and i think i may get the part to at least one, and i cant tell you much more, except that my newgrounds profile is on http://lifelessman.newgrounds.com/

Dead Day

Today is a day of uninteresting happenings

I have it!

If you'll recall two days ago when i said that i might preorder Fable 2, well, today i did, i preorded the Fable 2 Limited Edition for Xbox 360 and to all of those who have the game, you can add me on Xbox Live, my Gamertag is Catbirt

A Rant on Pre-Assembled Machines

As the teachings of the 1337-Master Largo (a well-known prophet of 1337) has told us: Pre-assembled boxes are an abomination! They are an affront to all that is l33t!! A box must be hand crafted to fit the needs of the individual! Parts must be carefully selected, lovingly assembled, and tuned with the utmost skill! Only then will your box be a device worthy of being an extension of your physical self!
[Book of Megatokyo; Chapter 7' Panel 7, Verses 14:16]

Pre-Order Fable 2 i Might

Says it, the title does, stop talking like this, i must, but im not going to order the regular Fable 2; nope that's right, i am pre-ordering the Fable 2 COLLECTORS EDITION because i pwn that much, i hope all of you are jealous, because it only costs 20 more USD than it does for the regular Fable 2, so go out and get it!

New Episode of Urleams and Yahtzee's new review

Here is Urealms
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/unforgotten-realms/176-Episode-Seven-You-know-what-they-say-about-Dwarves-right
New Zero Puncuation
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/zero-punctuation/175-Ninja-Gaiden-2
all of these are great, the Ninja Gaiden is very good, also, in terms of things that happened in my
daily life, well, i pulled a marathon of Fable:The Lost Chapters, and i beat the whole main story-line in an hour and a half, beating my previous record of 2 hours, the morale there is:
If joo wanna acheive something great, practice, and pwn.

Nothing of Intrest

today was a day of dead boredom, so here is a random toon for you
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/451490

New, Deathknight talents!

Ok, so they may not be so new by the time this post is finaly up, but, as you may be well aware of; a new Talent-Tree Calculator is out for the upcoming expansion pack to the game, "World Of Warcraft" now, i have seen the deathknight talents, and (being 1337 as i am) i already have more than enough to create a DK, and so do two of my friends, you may have already had this idea but still, we are going to create an arena team of only DK's, each fully placed into each spec, and i will post a Screenshot of my talent tree here, just so you may see my 1337ocity.
http://img515.imageshack.us/img515/8755/mydktalentsfa1.png

1337 day 1 a day of dead silence

Well, this is a day of dead silence, i almost got to spar with my friend today, but she walked away and sat in another friends lap because i said i was going to post about it, lo and behold, i have, but still there is a moral to this story, but im not sure what, so today is a dead post day.

Teh 1337 intro

well, im not really sure where im gonna go with this, im going to talk about my life on here, but i can use those stories to teach all people the ways of Teh 1337, you shall learn all that is 1337 here, i will tell you about machines, gadgets and gizmos, i shall talk about the latest video games, and probably even give segments about 1337 (the language) now and again, but for now, this is the intro, i shall give you more when i think of something interesting to write, see ya!