I like pie

yes i dooo
i like pie
hows about youuuu?
also, woot, house is finished, moving my furniture up there, get pics when it's done!

Sup

*beats himself over the head with an ugly stick* yeah, internet was down because my house is under some remodeling right now, also, cheese whiz

Fucking Boring

Is the best way to describe my day, so, well yea, also for anybody who's wondering, it's in my contact info but still, my Xbox Live gamertag is Catbirt

A lesson in 1337 Grammar

only partialy however, and this one is a topic which concerns me the most, the use of the suffixes "zor" and "xor" now i'm going to cover "zor"
Zor is a commonly used suffix in 1337, mainly given to add an emphasis on the word, or to give it a stronger meaning, such as |*\/\/|\| (pwn) would be a weaker word to use than |*\/\/|\|7_0|2 (pwnzor) however, "zor" can only be used when the word ends in any consanant other than "x" and can be used if the word ends with "y"
Xor's uses are just the same as zor's however, "xor" can only be applied to a word that ends in either a vowel, except "y" and can be used if the letter ends with "x" ie. 3`/3 |20%%0|2$ _)00|2 |30%%0|2$ (i am much better than you)

Day of Releif

I'm sorry, but some unexpected things came up recently, and i had monstrous amounts of stuff to do, but it's over now, and soon I'm going to give you my next lesson in 1337, 1337 grammar.

Pie

Is truly a blessing
Pie
You wanna know why i sing?
Pie
Because i love gaming
Pie
Is an awesome fruit
Pie
thats what it's all about i said
PIEEE PIIIEE PIEEE!

Fina-f***ing-ly

my interwebs be back, and i shall return to my regular posting duties in no time flat!

No screenshots for you

yet...

Ouchums

So, first day, power outage at my house, second day, interwebs and power in my part of the house, so now im using aback-up generator and a home-made satellite to use the internet & my computer, there you have it, should be back up tomorrow and posting away in no-time!

Ok so i went to the movies with some bud-buds

and apparently we had a side-show, lady told us to go to a Rated R section in order to see "Babylon A.D." so we did, and our tickets were promptly thrown in the trash, and we were kicked out of the movie theater by the man with the world's worst public speaking skills, so we ran around and almost got arrested twice waiting for our ride to show up, who then promptly yelled at the manager, (Mr.Publicspeakingskills), who managed to say 1 and a half words before we all got free movies, and i got unlimited tokens to the arcade, having being kicked out multiple times for breaking the machines with gun toting skillz and anger.

A message to blizzarf employees

THE WOTLK TEST SERVERS ARE LAGGY AS HELL, AND DON'T YOU DARE BLAME MY COMP, THIS THING COST ME MY SOUL!!!

WEWT

So i was walking down the street and i saw this bum and he was like, "Spurr shum change?" and i was like, "Ok" so i pulled out my wallet and he pulled out a shank and was all like, "Gimme yuur moneh" and i was like, "No" and so he charged with the shank and i side-stepped him and he triped and fell onto the shank and shanked himself right in the stomach so i called an ambulence and the guy was like, "Why did you stab this bum you bum stabber" and i was all like, "Hey im no bum stabber you're the bum stabber" so anyways they gave me some insurance forms and i said that i didnt even know the guy so they took it from my hand and i got a papercut and now im bleeding and this is blood do you have a bandaid?

awesome day

ok, so after a looong, hard session of pwning n00bs on xbox live, i take a little look at my email, and lo and behold I GOT INTO THE WRATH OF THE LICH KING BETA!

I maddles sum artzors

Viola, my masterpiece!
<3

Uber bad day

Ugggh, i was thinking about not doing this, so i slapped myself silly with a fish, i do one everyday unless i have no and absolutely no way to, no copping out, but i'm feeling really under the weather, a lot of things went wrong today especially with my ride home being at least an hour and a half late, because my driver was quote, "Golfing" so, im just kinda pissed, kinda teary, and all in all, just, meh @_@

Spore Is Out Today!

Yes congratulations to all of those who ordered it, the long awaited game, "Spore" comes out today, and the only reason i care is because my friend ordered it, a link to the "Spore" main page can be found here

Spore Is out tomorrow

Yes, i have played, yes my friend pre-ordered the game, and yes, that's correct, SPORE IS OUT TOMORROW

Frustrated

Yeah, i've tried a lot of things recently, playing games, recording things for NG, and a whole bunch of other stuff, but apparently im a big pile of shit and ships right now, nothing i try works, and im extremely frustrated

Pissed 1337 Master is pissed

so im hanging out at GameCrazy today, playing some Street Fighter Alpha and talking with the Employees, then the topic somehow turns to Fable 2, now if you dont remember i was pretty pissed when i didnt get my codes for the Pub Games on Xbox Live arcade, which were supposed to be given on the 16th of August for people who pre-ordered the game turns out they had them in stock now so here sit, with a code that i used for the fuck of it, to re-download a game that i spent money on, because something had gone wrong with shipping so now i am going to personally find where Peter Moleneu lives, go to his house, cruicify him with big, blunt, rusty nails shaped like penises, beat him bloody well sensless with an Xbox controller, and then gouge out his motherfucking eyes and SKULLFUCK HIM!

Yahtzee's Reveiw of EVE online

That's right folks, yahtzee has a new review for us, and this week it's "EVE online" which is sooooo much better just because it has "online" in the name (insert sarcastic voice here) http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/zero-punctuation/208-Eve-Online

ITS A DEAD DAY

GUESS WHAT?!

It's Labor Day

so im not posting anything (really nothing happened today)